Goodbye, "States"

Today, the twentieth of December, in the year two-thousand ten of our Lord Jesus Christ, has seen the Daily Doofus's six-hundredth visitor since I started counting in October. Unfortunately, because of this influx of new broadband connection streams, the Daily Doofus team had to move up headquarters overseas, in the Kyzyl Kum desert. It was a great time, over there in the "states," but now we've built the factory back up from scratch near the town of Dzhangeldy, as you see here pictured:

So as they say in Uzbek, the language this site will henceforth be written in: Свещта, тя умира!