Dreams And Goals
Sometimes I'll wake up at night and have an idea that I need to write down before I fall asleep and forget. Sometimes the ideas are good, and other times in the morning I'll find things like these on my pad:
- G powder in burlap sax
- Cloud reviews
- Mermaid parade
- Alemmalie is a color
- Rapper - Little Dumpling
- Movie in Esperanto "Se Habla Esperanto"
- Waggon - any animal with a tail
- CGI Friday's
- Delicious Maple Person
- "How it works" pages are ripped out of teleport instrux
- I ran around screaming "My pants are on fire" but no one believed me, so they didn't put it out.
- If you had a magic power where you never had to go to the bathroom/sneeze/cough no one would notice.
- Bell melts when bomb hits it, puddle of metal @ Bottom of tower
- Kid's hand gets stuck in his brown paper bag lunch, teacher asks if he could let go of his sandwich - bag falls off kid's hand
- "eat @ and tip every restaurant ever for stealing bread & Butter"
- "Auntie Establishment"
- Doctor I need to give you a shot.
Pat That was fun.
Doc Easy for you to say.
- "Exuri and Exuriant"
- Signed William Peter Blatty headshot
- "Yesterday Style" Bagels
- Dead ship comes into harbor, homicide detective & pals on the pier see. One goes, meets a homicide detective on the ship who is a homicide detective on TV & a ghost in real life.
- Reptile Expo
- Two Castles face each other, there is an inch between them.
- Captain Membrane:
Little monster with a trunk sneaks into birds' nests and eats birds one at a time as they hatch.
- You poor thing, I wish I could tell you even two pies, but I can't.
- Diurnal Emission
- Julie's Herb Museum
- Strange New Dog turns out that the narrator's mother gave birth to it and the narrator is the sibling of the dog.
- Oatmeal, Porridge, & Gruel
- Reverend Windchime
- Epicene Festschrift
- Golden tear ducts
- Trees bear lightbulbs instead of fruit
- Band sues several huge meat producers for stealing their songs about meat production for commercials, bodies disappear halfway through trial, all that is left is blood.
- Nuclear power plant built over vampire's tomb
- Lillet is a girl's name
Thoughsands and thoughsands of girls are named Lillet.
- I'm talking "dozens of dollars a month" style royalties
- Cat cry = cat tears
- Dreams plagued with sleep
(Good dreams that turn out to be false)
- Smoke detectors in 10 countries went off