But like I was saying, I think sexism is good, cute even, because this Dairie Cween commercial said so very clearly. Here are the things that commercial taught my impressionable brain:
1. Men are disposable tools who can be used to get you whatever you want.
I didn't think so before, but just how that little girl wrapped that bumbling idiot boy around her finger so easily, there's no denying how useful man-o-matics can be if you use them just right.
2. Being nice to women is just like getting shot in a barrel.
According to "Dee Queue," it is naive to do nice things for a woman, because the only reason women pay any attention to men is to trick them into buying them things. Any man dumb enough not to be suspicious of a woman's attention deserves to be used.
3. Children should be manipulative and deserve being taken advantage of.
How much clearer can it be? And isn't it all so cute!
I hope these lessons were as useful to you as they were to me, and I'm looking forward to seeing how much this commercial affected the alienation of the sexes.