Congratulations! You've found the dark secret of the Daily Doofus! The secret is that these pages are written in human blood. Here you can find pages that those dopes who only surf the green daily doofus are incapable of discovering. You're alone with me, Peter Schranz.

The following are some scary pages that are too scary for the front. I hope you have a change of pants, as you'll most likely urinate in the ones you have on from terror.

A Hideous List
The Curse of Fecundler
The Great Gray Hag
Recently Digitized Diary Entry
Infrequently Asked Questions
The Collectivist Conflict Of Vladimir Mayakovsky
Quenzar's Caverns
A Toothsome Live-Reading
Hapax Legomena

Probably just turn back now