Don't Forget To Read The Review

If I'm lucky then you found this website from the biography below Pond-Wife, which, if lucky, you found from its review on That's too many websites maybe.

Good thing my story didn't get panned or it would be curtains for me. That doesn't imply of course that a glowing review doesn't also indicate curtains. Who knows for how long it's been a 100% chance of heavy cliffs of scalloped curtains swallowing me in their folds of red? Clearly this review indicates either nothing or that a pretender is about to be devoured by undulating waves of curtains he can neither see nor understand, curtains who billow as due to the winds of the ghosts whose material aspects it has consumed and transformed into ever more PVC backed polyester stage curtain.

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