The Olympic Vipers Lie Again

The Olympic Forces are trying to tell us that the 2016 Summer Olympics will be held in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.

I know what you're thinking, because I thought it too: "Oh, cool, the Summer Olympics are going to be in the Southern Hemisphere next time around."

If you're lucky you probably started thinking, "Wait, isn't Summer between December and January in the Southern Hemisphere, due to the tilt of the earth? I guess that must mean that they will take place during one of those months, when it's Winter in the Northern Hemisphere, such as all of North America and Eurasia!"

I went and checked, and according to, the Summer 2016 Olympics will be held on 5 - 21 AUGUST 2016!!!!! This is the dead of Winter in Rio De Janeiro.

Such awful lies cannot go unprotested, so to show my disfavor, I am having my own Olympics, the poster for which you can print out and staple anywhere you want for the next four years:

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