Almond Milk

I'd quickly like to direct your attention to what I found on the side of my almond milk carton. I've preserved the bullet points and other typographical flourishes as best as I could. The picture is an approximation:

Don't just DRINK IT.

We know it's tempting to guzzle the whole carton, but imagine what else you could do...
  1. Pour it over cereal
  2. Steam it in a latte
  3. Simmer it in a soup

...or share it with a friend.

What's in your gullet?