The Results Are In

Okay, the 2011 Daily Doofus Poetry Contest winners have been announced. Thank you all for your talented and rapid submissions. Unfortunately due to error I do not have any copies of the poems; they have all been lost. However I have retained their titles and authors:

5. "Bury Me Without My Teeth"
By Catherine Mercy-Wallace

4. "Soon I Will Be Lost In Hell"
By Doctors Arnold & Donald Drammond

3. "A Mongrel"
By Chatford Dotte

2. "Otterley Garden"
By Miriam Window

1. "These Fangs Are For Meat"
By Clubfoot S. Playhouse

Congratulations to you all.