Stop Using Internet Explorer

If you don't stop then you probably won't be able to see what I see in my mind!

The following is an image of what you could be seeing if you used a browser that supported the <td bgcolor> secret:

I don't want to tell you to use a particular browser like a common ad-man. If you've ever seen a commercial where the virtues of a single product or service are disputed, but no alternative product or service is offered because you know very well what else there is, then you live in a dimension I one day hope to live in. I've produced just such a commercial on this webpage. It's time to take a stand against those browsers who deem <td bgcolor> unworthy of support.