Success Thru Advertisement

For the past few days, The Daily Doofus's traffic has been at only 12.6 people a day. That means that each day only 12 people out of basically a million have dug up all the dirt that sits atop this site, either today or a while ago. And a few of them are me.

The thirteenth person who has visited today looks like this:

So what must I do to increase traffic? Advertise this site a little bit!

So what better forum do I have to advertise whatever I want?! Therefore, without further ado:

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