Some old clergyman said that Facebook is dehumanizing friendship and causing widespread misery. That's exactly what I'm saying! If this article doesn't convince you to leave Facebook and become friends with humans, and not websites that humans operate, then you can update your status to "went to Hell."
Since this is just about the most important thing there is, I decided to make the daily doofus EVEN DAILIER for this occasion.
Oh, yeah, you're welcome.
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